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Turd Newton is September's #1 Hitter in PL
Tuesday, October 1st , 2047
Seasoned by several years of professional experience, 27-year-old Turd Newton put together a solid offensive month for North Carolina and was crowned September's top batter in the Patriot League.
He batted .340 with 9 home runs, 25 RBIs and 24 runs scored.
On the season, Newton is batting .349 with 40 home runs and 116 RBIs. He has played in 154 games.
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