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Turd Newton Claims 2047 PL Batting Title Friday, October 4th , 2047 The number-one ranked hitter in the Patriot League for 2047 is Turd Newton. The North Carolina Aviators first baseman won the league batting crown with 226 hits in 645 at-bats. No one in the league had a higher average. Newton played in 155 games and finished his standout season with 40 home runs, 116 RBIs and scored 139 times. |
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